weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

(via h0meward)

1 day ago  /  20,802 notes  /  Source: weasleysweaters

chekhov:

 

“Hello Lifealert”

“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”

“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”

(via hearts-not-parts)

3 days ago  /  40,193 notes  /  Source: chekhov

boop I have been hacked teehee

5 days ago  /  1 note